I was up until 7 am last night adding new areas and features to the game because I've lost control of my life and have nothing to live for apparently. It brings me such deep, indescribable joy that this trashy meme game will likely be the sole lasting monument of my time on this earth that my grandchildren will have to know me by after my passing, assuming making it doesn't drive me to smash my cock and balls with a rock. Here's a brief overview of what to expect.

• Small bug fixes
• Pointless collectibles that can not be used or sold and add nothing to the game outside of inflating optional playtime.
• Implied hot slime monster sex
• Cowboys 
• Cowboys 
• Cowboys
• Punished venom cowboys, fallen gunslingers

• Refereses to you're faverit Minecraft youtooberz!!!1111
• New party member
• At least 3 whole new areas, probably
• Skeleton clan lore built up slightly but no quest yet
• New enemies
• Coffee side quest actually yields rewards now
• Combat even more unbalanced than before!
• Shortcuts now that the world is getting bigger
• Foreskin Retrieval Unit Mercenary now works properly and is affordable 
• A few small side quests

The update is either coming super late tonight or super early tomorrow morning. If not, a small patch will release fixing bugs and adding side content to currently available areas.

Next major update should progress the main game as well as flesh out and maybe start the skeleton clan story and questline. Probably