Planned Features


There is  currently quite a bit to do and discover in the world, although the game is not very far along in production. I plan on making art for various characters in the game in the future. I also want to make a proper intro involving Kool Rat, the mascot with a custom .exe launcher for the game, mainly for aesthetic reasons and to give me freedom in how I present the title screen.  Here is a brief list of features I plan to add, like, whenever I guess.

  • Ability to go to back lot in orphanage and kick the shit out of children
  • Party member is deadass just a sentient fucking car
  • Alien invasion subplot
  • Finish Yeehawville
  • More towns, their names and gimmicks are secret
  • Expand weapons and MOJO system, affix proper icons to weapons and items
  • Expansive cave system with the same bat enemy, high encounter rate
  • Vehicles?
  • Slime prostitutes 
  • Skeleton Clan storyline
  • Arcade with short, shitty platformers made in the RPG Maker engine
  • Black tar heroin
  • McDondald's where every employee is a majestic Greek mythological creature
  • Expansive desert
  • Original music, in some areas eventually
  • Custom sprite for Radical Rimjob
  • Proper design for Kool Rat mascot

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